Bumble the Bard in Camelot

I say, I say, I say...

Q. How many firbolgs does it take to make a catapult?
A. Fifty one. One to build the catapult and fifty to provide heads for the ammunition.

Q. What is the difference between a suit of Albion platemail armour and a trash can?
A. You get a better quality of garbage in a trash can.

Q. What do you get if you cross a firbolg with a lurikeen?
A. Nobody knows. The only couple that ever tried it are still in hospital.