Bumble the Bard in Camelot

Suggestions for New Items

Plate Boots of Butt-Kicking (+50 damage bonus when used from behind)
Leather Boots of Vile Noxious Odours (+10 envenom)
Politicians Ring (+20 parry, +10 evade)
Glacier Giant's Balls of Steel (+75 CON, worn in the jewelry slot)
Belt of the Couch Potato (body +20%, mind -10%)
Two Handed Hammer of Whoop Ass (+75 strength)
Californian Cloak (heat +20%, energy -30%)
Necklace of Seductive Charm (thrust +5, disease +25%)
Bracer of PMS (cold +50%, heat -50%)