By Bumble the Bard
Highland girls are bonny and they're always fit and strong
And saracens are short and sweet and dance the whole night long
Briton girls are charming too but none of them compare
To the lovely girls of Avalon - the fairest of the fair.
So bring me wine and bring me beer and bring me mugs of mead
And toast the girls of Avalon - the finest girls indeed.
I'd never love a dwarven girl - they're fat and built like tanks
And trollish girls are hard as nails and thick as three short planks
Kobold girls are ugly and the norse are fierce and mean
But the darling girls of Avalon are the cutest ever seen.
So bring me mead and bring me wine and bring me mugs of beer
And toast the girls of Avalon - the belles who have no peer.
I've never had a firbolg girl - I couldn't reach that high
And lurikeens are so petite it isn't safe to try
Celtic girls have tempers that are far too hot for me
And elven girls don't care for men - they'd rather hug a tree.
So bring me beer and bring me mead and bring me mugs of wine
And toast the girls of Avalon - the finest of the fine.